Transposition 8 : A Comeback
Come back.
To me.
3AM. Penultimate for making love pre-dawn. Half our world slumbers.
The road quietly waits for me outside your door.
Somewhere violins lie within velvet cases.
We lovers must do without our eyes.
Billy Ocean's Fridge [or How I Met My Muse, Ms Versace]
:: FOR SALE: A singing refrigerator (Coastside) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: anon-3396730@craigslist.org So I move into my new home last week, ...forget it. Net-net: I am selling a singing refrigerator. Yes, it sings. With perfect pitch...let alone passion. It sings when it wants to, and whatever it wants to, Though, with some patience and proper training, you could have it singing Sinatra, Beatles, or use it as a gag on your friends when they come over ...and have it belt out something disgusting, like Indigo Girls or Celine Dion. Why does the caged frige sing? It's lonely, tired, and perhaps bored. More so, it's probably a bad blower motor, or the seminiferous tubloidial freon distributor-regulator thingee-bob needs cleaning. It is housetrained, and gets along great with other appliances. Pets too. In fact, it sings in a variety of languages including cat talk and dog speak. My cat h...
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